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So….

We know James had a party the other night.

My guess it was a real rager.
Remember during Carlos’ ustream when he called James’ phone? James sid he bought his neighbors macaroons to keep his neighbors happy and when Carlos asked why there was an awkward silence and Carlos wen “OH! yeaaa!!!”

Then we saw a picture of Carlos….who seemed to be drunk and wild and wore those pants hahah

And a side note Victoria Justice, Jeanette McCurdy, and Miranda Cosgrove were there. Miranda Cosgrove just instagrammed a picture of her and Jeanette and they were hugging a giant teddy bear.

Idk I could be wrong hahah I’m tired and delusional from studying for my finals lol

Can we just take a minute and notice: 1. Logan’s face and stance…he’s like “Damn right! Look at it and take it in.” 2. Kendall’s MOTHER FUCKING V!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT KENDALL! 3. Carlos’ sexual facial expression….he’s like “Do ya like what ya see?” 4. James…..just his muscles and body and muscular legs and that damn happy trail. HOW CAN PEOPLE SAY THIS IS A KIDS SHOW?!?!?!?!?!?!? This scene alone should be an episode in itself called Big Time Porno! Jesus Christ.
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Can we just take a minute and notice: 1. Logan’s face and stance…he’s like “Damn right! Look at it and take it in.” 2. Kendall’s MOTHER FUCKING V!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT KENDALL! 3. Carlos’ sexual facial expression….he’s like “Do ya like what ya see?” 4. James…..just his muscles and body and muscular legs and that damn happy trail. HOW CAN PEOPLE SAY THIS IS A KIDS SHOW?!?!?!?!?!?!? This scene alone should be an episode in itself called Big Time Porno! Jesus Christ.
Zoom
Can we just take a minute and notice: 1. Logan’s face and stance…he’s like “Damn right! Look at it and take it in.” 2. Kendall’s MOTHER FUCKING V!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT KENDALL! 3. Carlos’ sexual facial expression….he’s like “Do ya like what ya see?” 4. James…..just his muscles and body and muscular legs and that damn happy trail. HOW CAN PEOPLE SAY THIS IS A KIDS SHOW?!?!?!?!?!?!? This scene alone should be an episode in itself called Big Time Porno! Jesus Christ.
Zoom
Can we just take a minute and notice: 1. Logan’s face and stance…he’s like “Damn right! Look at it and take it in.” 2. Kendall’s MOTHER FUCKING V!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT KENDALL! 3. Carlos’ sexual facial expression….he’s like “Do ya like what ya see?” 4. James…..just his muscles and body and muscular legs and that damn happy trail. HOW CAN PEOPLE SAY THIS IS A KIDS SHOW?!?!?!?!?!?!? This scene alone should be an episode in itself called Big Time Porno! Jesus Christ.
Zoom
Can we just take a minute and notice: 1. Logan’s face and stance…he’s like “Damn right! Look at it and take it in.” 2. Kendall’s MOTHER FUCKING V!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT KENDALL! 3. Carlos’ sexual facial expression….he’s like “Do ya like what ya see?” 4. James…..just his muscles and body and muscular legs and that damn happy trail. HOW CAN PEOPLE SAY THIS IS A KIDS SHOW?!?!?!?!?!?!? This scene alone should be an episode in itself called Big Time Porno! Jesus Christ.
Zoom

Can we just take a minute and notice:

1. Logan’s face and stance…he’s like “Damn right! Look at it and take it in.”

2. Kendall’s MOTHER FUCKING V!!!!!!! GOD DAMMIT KENDALL!

3. Carlos’ sexual facial expression….he’s like “Do ya like what ya see?”

4. James…..just his muscles and body and muscular legs and that damn happy trail.

HOW CAN PEOPLE SAY THIS IS A KIDS SHOW?!?!?!?!?!?!? This scene alone should be an episode in itself called Big Time Porno! Jesus Christ.

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